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If the Titanic was made in India.........

1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain.
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya".
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson. . . . . . .. .

And last but not least

6) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC

1. ' President' Sonia and 'Prime Minister’ Priyanka receive the italy Prime Minister at the airport.

2. SDMK ( Stalin DMK ) Leader Stalin Seeks Chief Minister dayanidhi maran's resignation .

3. This is My last film - Rajnikanth

4. " Maruthanayakam " - Shooting will be started soon - Kamal Hasan

5. I will enter the Indian Team soon - Ganguly

6. 'God Father " Movie will be released this May. The movie renamed as “Grand Father”

There was this case in the hospital's Intensive care ward where
patients
always died in the same bed and on Sunday morning at 11a.m., regardless
of
their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do
with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths
took place at 11 AM.

So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to
the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents.

So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors
and
nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses,
prayer
books and other holy objects to ward off evil........

Just when the! clock struck 11...

























Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
unplugged
the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner.

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied


She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"


The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."

She said "Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "

Two men arrive at the Pearly Gates at about the same time, both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven. St. Peter asks the first man his name, where he is from, and what he did in life.

The man answers that he is John Smith and that he was a taxi driver in New York City.

St. Peter looks through his book, then gives the man a luxurious silken robe and a golden staff, and bids him welcome into heaven for his eternal reward

St. Peter then asks the second man the same questions. He replies that his name is Thomas O’Malley, and that he was a Catholic priest in Chicago. St. Peter looks in his book, then gives him a cotton robe and a wooden staff, and bids him to enter into heaven for his eternal reward.

Father O’Malley says, Wait a minute! Why did that taxi driver get a silken robe and golden staff while I, a Catholic Priest and a man of God, got a cotton robe and wooden staff?

St. Peter told him that the rewards in heaven are based on results, and while Father O’Malley preached, people slept, but while John Smith drove, people prayed!